10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen by nikatil, literature
Literature
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a rang
The Sesshomaru Obsession by Feral-Instinct, literature
Literature
The Sesshomaru Obsession
You Know You’re Obsessed With Sesshomaru When…
1. You start thinking about him at the oddest moments (like when you’re supposed to be taking a math test).
2. There are moments where you feel like you just have to shout “Sesshomaru!” or you’ll burst.
3. Not a day goes by where you haven’t though about Fluffy for at least a second.
4. You always bring him up in a conversation at least once or make some obscure Sesshy reference.
5. You beg your parents to take you to an anime convention to meet Sesshomaru.
6. They say no, and since you still have yet to get your driver’s license, you must walk to the
Naruto laughed. "Y-YOU TOOK BALLET?"
Sighing, Sasuke explained again, "Yes Uzumaki, I took ballet. All Uchiha's did. It improves co-ordination, makes movement easy, and makes learning fighting moves that much easier."
Naruto was still laughing.
Sakura was trying hard not to imagine Sasuke in a tutu, and failing miserably. She broke out into a fit of giggles.
For some reason, this irked Sasuke the most; he'd hoped Sakura would've been more mature and understanding. Obviously he was mistaken.
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"It's perfectly reasonable you two. If I had the chance to, I would've gone into dancing. Unfortunately, I could never keep a beat." Kakashi s
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